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Hard as Wood

2005 · 156 min

★ 7.8
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Sex in the great outdoors! Sun, fresh air, trees, and humpy country men with bulging jeans and muscular chests...this is what the good life is made of. Country life is hard work, but sweat and strain build perfect bodies. And who could be better than a bunch of corn-fed American studs who aim to deliver every possible sexual pleasure?

Crew

  • Director Chris Ward
  • Director Michael Brandon

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warming up the wall…

Intermission

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