Celestino y el Vampiro
2003 · 90 min
Comedy · Horror
★ 8.0In Old San Juan a 40+ year old divorcée is not aware he befriends a vampire who bites women, not in their necks but in their derrières, leaving them with flattened behinds. A vampire hunter from Europe warns Celestino about his neighbor and tries to recruit his help in salvaging a much cherished national heritage. But there is a difficulty: this vampire will not die by a stake through his heart and to avoid destruction he wears tin underwear.
Crew
- Director Radamés Sánchez
- Writer Radamés Sánchez
- Director of Photography Carlos García
Cast
Axel Anderson
Siegfried Von Krank
Jaime Hamilton
Celestino
René Monclova
Amigo
Eugenio Monclova
Nicolás el Vampiro
- A
Amneris Morales
Yvonne Caro Caro
Vampirita
- C
Carlos Meyners
Doctor
Rosabel del Valle
Intelectual rebuscada
Yamaris Latorre
Vegetariana
- I
Idée Charriez
Víctima #1
- R
Rosa R. Rocafort
Secretaria del doctor
- A
Adolfo Espinosa
Taxista
Crew
- Director — Radamés Sánchez
- Writer — Radamés Sánchez
- Director of Photography — Carlos García
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