Blondes Have More Guns
1996 · 90 min
Comedy · Thriller
★ 4.0A scarf, a chainsaw, and a mysterious blonde are the only clues to a growing number of stiffs (and not all of them are dead bodies!) Who can the police turn to? Harry Bates, of course, the smartest officer on the force. TOO BAD HARRY CAN’T OUTWIT A HOUSEPLANT! Lucky for him he has his trusted partner Dick Smoker and his faithful dog (who seems to be a guy in a dog suit) to help him solve the case. The only suspects are a pair of beautiful sisters, Montana and Dakota. When the trigger happy Harry gets romantically involved with the twin half step-sisters will he lose more than his cool? Inspired lunacy ensues as BLONDES HAVE MORE GUNS parodies the likes of PULP FICTION and INDECENT PROPOSAL with razor… er… chainsaw sharp wit!
Crew
- Director George Merriweather
- Writer Mary Guthrie
- Writer Dan Goodman
- Writer George Merriweather
- Director of Photography Maximo Munzi
Cast
Michael McGaharn
Harry Bates
Elizabeth Keifer
Montana Beaver-Shotz
Richard Neil
Dick Smoker
- G
Gloria Lusiak
Dakota Beaver
- A
André Brazeau
Captain Hook
- D
David Myers
Lyle Shotz
Ken Belsky
The Doctor
Benny Buettner
Dr. Hasselblad /Henry (as Bennie Buttner)
- R
Ramona Lisa
Patricia Martin
- D
Derek-James Yee
Tom Woo
- R
Ron Meier
Detective
- R
Richard Myers
Dahmer
Crew
- Director — George Merriweather
- Writer — Mary Guthrie
- Writer — Dan Goodman
- Writer — George Merriweather
- Director of Photography — Maximo Munzi
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