Anchors Aweigh

Name: Anchors Aweigh
Genre: Comedy
Released: 2026
Duration: 71 min

2026 · 71 min

Comedy

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When a well-meaning loser gets rejected by his much younger and more successful blonde girlfriend, he rents a small sailboat by the airport and spirals into a state of deep personal reflection.

Crew

Director Matt Barats
Writer Matt Barats

Cast

Matt Barats
Presenter
S
Serena Profaci
Megan
Mike Holt
Marina Friend
Ana Fabrega
Woman in Park
F
Felipe Di Poi
Philippe
L
Lizzy Cappuccino
Train Woman
A
Avery Navarro
Cami 8-Year-Old Girl
C
Clark Conway
Basketball Child

Crew

Director — Matt Barats
Writer — Matt Barats

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Intermission

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