Garchaster's Cornblade
2026 · 109 min
Trailer
A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.
Crew
- Director Kasper Meltedhair
- Writer Kasper Meltedhair
Cast
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Lyndsie Jane Earle
Stone
Kasper Meltedhair
Tarsia
Donald Farmer
Donald Farmer
Brewce Longo
Rotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite
- A
Andy Heck Boyd
Gorgas Mordpan
- C
Carrie Phillips
Ozra
- M
Matt Minter
Scary Fairy Ta
- X
X Menzak
Dorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763
Dogfood Williams
Rasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult Member
- M
Mary Faust
Krink Melrose / Klon Kranger
- M
Michelle Wanhala
Koringer / Grackle Hatches / Dead Cult Member
- N
Nicholas DeGideo
Ret Halagas / Rivish / Dead Cult Member
Crew
- Director — Kasper Meltedhair
- Writer — Kasper Meltedhair
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