Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems

Name: Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Released: 2026
Duration: 96 min
Rating: 2.8

2026 · 96 min

Comedy · Crime

★ 2.8

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Two less-than-splendid members of the judicial police of Perpignan arrive in the small town of Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines to watch over activities at the local gem market fair. In investigating a seemingly trivial matter, they stumble onto a potentially bigger criminal network.

Crew

Director Claude Schmitz
Screenplay Claude Schmitz
Director of Photography Florian Berutti

Cast

Francis Soetens
Francis Conrad
Rodolphe Burger
Alain Crab

Crew

Director — Claude Schmitz
Screenplay — Claude Schmitz
Director of Photography — Florian Berutti

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